25 Jun 2013

Pulling in horns time?


Joining one group has spawned so much activity that I’m wondering if I will have to draw my horns in again. It’s possible to get too thinly spread. The rash of links coming from the group sec. has slewed the focus for poems. Competitions tend to want writings on a theme. Probably best to wait for my themes to come round, but, whilst having stuff accepted is a real buzz, the chance of winning actual money is difficult to turn down, even when it’s so extremely unlikely. 


Chagrin was experienced when I heard that a book called ‘Queen Bee’ has recently been published. I had nearly finished a short story with the same name. Seems it’s too obvious a title for a story about women in groups. What occurred to me, post chagrin, was that neither the female in the novel nor in my story have much in common with the actual Queen Bee who after all just sits there waiting to be fed... well, maybe mine had more of that quality. As far as I can tell the one in the book is a sort of chairwoman for the group, organising activities that the sheep-like groupies then take on. Mine lives her life vicariously whilst being subtly dominating. Perhaps she’s more of a spider.



21 Jun 2013

Not-so-sleepy summer days





Dizzy and Siggy (Seigmund) in a quieter moment. Some illustrations from the folk tales. No other useful photos at present.

Nobody is blogging much these days - summer time and the living is easy (oh for a beautiful rich singing voice). Sort of. The weather is easy anyway. There is an unusual amount of activity in this corner of the world, causing me to feel disjointed and spread about. Not sure coherence is going to come easy, so I’m going to make a list:

1.  Meetings  about the Culture Day event coming up in September. 

 The links with Macbeth are to be exploited (the town being mentioned in the Scottish Play) Witches will go shopping in the Co-op and chemists for ‘Eye of Newt’ etc. and will sit out by the Tolbooth hubbling and bubbling away dressed in normal costume. Lady Macbeth will feature in a hairdressers trying to get out the damn spot and the drunken porter will lurch about the town speiling his complaints. macbeth will sit mournfully in a coffee shop gazing into his cup and growling about ‘Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...’We shall probably all get carted off by men in white suits or the police......

I have offered daughter’s shop for poetry readings and thought up a poetry-oriented interaction: Pick-a-poem from a coffee tin full of rolled up poems. The picker can keep their poem and might (the inducement to participate) win a bottle of whisky or box of chocs or some other prize we hope will be donated. Volanteers  will wander the streets with the tins and the prizes will be in the shop where the poetry readings are going on.  Finding suitable poems to print and roll will occupy much spare time over the coming months.

2. The local campaign against the purchase of a beautiful green stretch of land and trees that lies under our town, all along one side of it, is hotting up. The  company wishing to purchase is called Redco Milne and is thought to be  Tesco. We’ve already got one of those, and a Lidl and Sainsbury about 6 miles away, and another huge Tesco 8 miles away.The plan is for  lots and lots of  of concrete, another supermarket+car park+petrol station+large ugly retail outlets which will drain what little business is surviving in the actual town centre. So if you hear about me being chained to a tree it should not come as a surprise. It’s the first time I’ve ever got myself involved in local politics - never been to a meeting before. Even just sticking a toe in I am finding  a bit scary, but the blood is up. (Probably the BP too.)

Grandson had his exams and then a mini nervous breakdown as the results came in. He doesn’t do well at exams, poor lamb. Nothing wrong with his intelligence, he just panics. He also has his grandmother’s genetic inability to understand maths. He’s got another year to get his head round it before the GCSE’s but first he has to overcome Despair. The students are also all exhausted and grumpy with each other, practically to the point of fisticuffs, so he had to have a couple of R&R days.

I had another poem accepted by a reputable magazine and am running up a list of writing projects I really want to get on with, if everything else would only settle down. I’ve divided up the folktales into three and am having them printed as small booklets which can be offered at a reasonable price. After the excitement of getting ‘The Witching’ on line and receiving the printed book I’ve taken it off the lists because the cost is ridiculous. Good lesson though. I don’t regret it at all.

All that and nice outings with the doglet (a friend has a dachshund puppy so we have playdates together ending up in dog-friendly cafe’s), is making this a very pleasant summer so far. Saturday there is a charity Rotary night which involves betting on horses...????  More of that after the event. 

8 Jun 2013

Carrying on...


Mixed bag of activity and incidents. Yesterday was Special Interest day organised by the arts society I belong to. It took the form of a taster session for the Pirates of Penzance which the Scottish Opera are performing locally. The only G&S I really enjoy for its spectacle and silliness is the Mikado, but as the Special Day was to be held at a little castle nearbye it was too good to refuse. 

Why they call these overgrown houses castles up here I’ll never really understand. This one hasn’t even got a vestige of a moat; there’s a bit of castellation going on, and a turret or two, but it can hardly be said to have been fortified. Be that as it may, it’s a cosy, rather beautiful place and the opportunity to spend a day being entertained in it was something to look forward to. I wasn’t disappointed. 

The talk was all in the Drawing Room, which has an extremely pretty, delicately decorated ceiling; walls hung with the usual huge family groups, portraits, and occasional  bucolic scenes, and long windows which would have been letting in too much sunshine, grilling us all, but blinds were available; they have obviously had that problem in the past. The talk in the morning did a lot to overcome a belief that G&S were foolish to want to be taken seriously with the opera crowd. Even I started to appreciate Sullivan’s skill as a composer.  They probably suffer from being performed so often by amateurs. Two covers had come to sing some of the more interesting bits and to demonstrate need for trained opera voices to make the best of the works. The musical director also pointed out their witty references to operatic conventions of the time. 

The female lead cover is small boned and very slim and I really couldn’t work out where she kept the wind for all those colatura trills and runs inside such a tiny chest. She told me later it is all the the use of the rib cage. Wish I’d been sent to learn to sing when I was young! 

In the afternoon a wardrobe master talked about creating the costumes, which again was more interesting than I had feared. Everything is authentically made and couldn’t be faulted in a gents outfitters or high class ladies boutique, carefully finished and embellished, real pockets, linings, buttons, hooks and eyes (never zips because they have to last over so many performances, and never velcro because of the horrid noise it makes, also, I feel, professional pride.) They even make the pirate costumes newly, as they would once have been good clothes (the pirates having once been gentlemen gone to the bad) Then they are dirtied up and torn. Must be heart-breaking for the cutters and seamstresses.

He had brought corsets to pass around. They weigh a ton, must be difficult enough for the singers, but I can only feel pain for the women who had to wear them every day. 

For lunch we had a choice of the little tea room open to ordinary visitors daily, the lairds dining room and the lairds kitchen. I chose the kitchen which is modest,  comfortable, and very suitable for my dream of an ideal home. Happily for me the covers and the music director also chose that room so a fortunate few got extra stories about operatic gaffs and canons that don’t fire and very, very last minute calls to go on instead of the stars. 

So that was all good. I was irritated by a woman I know slightly telling me I looked ‘exhausted.’ Cat! Memo to self: never tell someone they look tired. It is really undermining, not to say insulting.

It has to be said that this is a tiring time of year up here, with white nights, very little dark. I wake at 3am and because it doesn’t matter I read, write, have coffee and so on. This becomes a self-perpetuating cycle and if I don’t get a nap now and again I can feel washed out. Also there is the other joy of May and June: pollen. Sore eyes and swollen glands... I still deny looking washed out!

Nice bit of conversation today in Tesco at 7.30 am. The minister of one of the two Church of Scotland churches in town is nearly always shopping at that time of day. He used to buy books from me, is always friendly, and has never ever wanted to know if I’m a Christian (unlike another minister years ago). Today he was having an excited conversation with one of the bakers and they called me over to repeated it for me. The baker had had a vivid dream in the night; a frequent customer that he often chatted with died recently. Last night this good old fellow came to the baker in his dream to give him a tip for a race today, and was very emphatic about him placing a bet. Naturally the baker checked out the field - the horse is running! Very exciting. I hope I hear the outcome.

2 Jun 2013

The Witching of Isabel Goudie

I'm very pleased with myself because I've just finished putting my collection of folk tales into ebook form and it's already coming up on Google. Isabel is a popular local witch who has already achieved international renown, so that's nice for me!

In fact I'm nearly as proud as I would be if I'd found a real publisher for it. I never tried becauseI didn't think they'd be interested, especially given the tightness of budgets etc. Folk stories have a limited market. That would have needed a miracle, but this is a different miracle - I've done the whole thing myself from beginning to end and that's quite a buzz. There are lay-out problems that are a result of my lack of skill but I can adjust sometime, when I feel more confident.

blurb.com is a very easy site to use but I think my book has more pages than they are really set up for. They also only convert for the ibook so that limits the catchment area. never mind. One day I will convince a local printer/publisher to take it on as a project and it can be sold locally.

The first 60+ pages can be read for free so any comments (polite!) would be gratefully received if anyone has time.

 http://store.blurb.com/ebooks/399521-the-witching-of-isabel-goudie  Below are some of the illustrations.