25 Apr 2010

Bear before. Bear after.



Sophie-daughter thought I had thrown her favourite bear away. He was made for me before my birth so that makes him - as old as the Dead Sea Scrolls really, and equally precious! When I found him in a plastic bag at the bottom of a pile of junk I was appalled to see how he had degraded. Never a top-of-the-range bear - this was the end of the war (second - please!) after all, and the family didn't have much money but he had leather upper arms and paws, and a real sheepskin face which had become all moth-eaten and ghastly. I felt terrible; as though I'd neglected an elderly relative! I knew I'd never be able to make him better but my ex's wife (my sister-in-law?) is amazing at all things detailed and fiddly, has enormous patience, and by dint of taking a bit from one place and putting it in another, matching faded shades of fur, and using some spare trousering, he was reincarnated in time for Easter (appropriately enough.) There was a touching reunion.

23 Apr 2010

Quiz

No prizes, but loud cyberclaps if you can tell me where the following esoteric items can be found under one roof:

SuperButts
Half Nock
Serving shifter
Pee Wee Doinker
BearPaw Jig
FatBoy
Easton Wrap
Kissers

20 Apr 2010

Ghost poo


I wish this had never been invented. So mny of the orders for the shop come sunk into it and it's a total pain, flies everywhere, sticks to everything (static) and fills huge plastic sacks which I have to take down to the recycling because it fills the bin.

People change..





After my remark about my ex-husband's early apathy toward gardening I thought I should include these photos of his present efforts, encouraged by his second wife who actually likes gardening. It's not the best time of year for the shrubs and the larger perennials and it was a dull day Sunday but I think the snaps show the scope and variety of it - and the lack of a boring rectangle of grass! When they took over the house there was only grass, a few rhododendron bushes and large scruffy conifers in the acre or so around the house, which made the whole plot very dark and gloomy. Ten years later it's been transformed. They do have some help, but day-to-day both are out pulling up foolhardy weeds. There's a vegetable garden which produces huge quantities of Jerusalem artichokes among other things, and lots of currant bushes, black, red,and gooseberries.

18 Apr 2010

A blether about gardens..

So far there are no ill effects, chez moi, from the volcanic ash or sulphur - whch I believe I did smell in the wind last evening - unless it was the Devil passing by! An asthmatic friend says her asthma is worse but there are so many trees and shrubs flowering now that it’s most likely to be them. Someone else said she thought the dust on the cars was ash - don’t think so myself. It’s very dry everywhere and the farmers are fine ploughing so clouds of soil are blowing across the roads. The dust on the cars is more likely to be that and the pollen from the trees in my opinion. The comment reminded me of our postman when I was a child and atomic bombs were being tested around the world. He swore one morning he had seen ‘fall-out’ on the blackberry bushes.

So well was I feeling today that I surprised myself by doing a little tidying up in the garden The combination of bending and wet earth usually has me floored, wheezing and groaning, very quickly, but not today. The time my daughter put in working to ease the pain in my back was worthwhile, unfortunately I think I’ve just undone all the good she did and will need another going over.

Whilst I was dragging out new weeds, grass, and dead stuff from last summer, I thought about gardens I have known and neglected over the years. It was a shock to me when I discovered my husband knew nothing whatsoever about gardening having lived all his life in apartments in Athens and London. Once this was clear we avoided gardens or, if strictly necessary, had someone in to keep it tidy.

I grew up in the country eating the wonderful fresh produce that my father grew, or from neighbours growing different crops and at a push, as a last resort, the the local farmers. Field peas were consider very inferior to the home-grown ones picked daily, podded and cooked straight away. I suppose we ate our share of DDT, the crop-saver of choice then, though I don’t remember ever seeing fields being sprayed. My grandmother was in charge of the flowers and shrubs which she grew mainly from cuttings she took surreptitiously from the posh gardens in the area when they were opened to the public. The last little house we lived in had a large, long garden with a beautiful walnut tree. She created a fine rockery and a shrubbery with help from my dad who did the digging and patiently shoved the little mower up and down the lawn in the summer. They had no help from either my mother or myself. I was given a patch to grow things in and chose Canterbury bells, nasturtiums, antirrhinums, wallflowers and radishes. I think the Canterbury bells grew quite nicely and wallflowers will survive almost anything, but I didn’t weed them much or water them, and the soil was heavy London clay so in hot weather it baked hard. I have always hated radishes anyway.

We had garden plots at school too in which we planted much the same assortment, along with onions and carrots. I really can’t remember if anything grew in mine.

My mother liked flower arranging. She was so good at it she actually earned money at it eventually. I think it was symptomatic of her troubled, nervy, melancholic nature to enjoy making these arrangements. It was the one area of her life in which she could feel some control. Dried flowers were particularly gratifying because the arrangements lasted so long. Toward the end of her life when she was very ill she had a nightmare in which she was trying to arrange her clothes tidily in a cupboard but I kept pulling them all out and messing everything up. Sorry Mum!

I had my opportunity to marry a farmer. The Young Farmer’s dances were one of the few social events of the year, apart from the weekly dances in the Town Hall in Maldon. I found the YF’s a dull lot who could only talk about fast cars, and though they were keen to take us girls for rides in their father’s cars they didn’t seem especially fast themselves. As an ‘early adopter’ of all things sexual I was a bit surprised and disappointed. Later when on teaching practice from college we were given our evening meals in Writtle Agricultural College. Though it might have been a welcome thrill at the end of the day to see a few boys I think we generally agreed they weren’t worth making any effort to get to know. I for one had become spoiled by the proximity of Cambridge and found high IQ’s more sexy. Now that farming is so chemical, and so little is left to nature, perhaps things have changed and the students are all top scientists.

16 Apr 2010

An after-thought to reading about Agatha Christie and her passionate love of cream. At least half, maybe more, of the customers who use the Health Store - ours or any other Health Store - would probably prophecy for her respiratory problems, hardening of the arteries and an early death. Agatha lived quite robustly until she was 86 and I can think of relatives of mine who lived longer who had similar reprehensible and dangerous habits. Milk, when I was a child, was seen as a vital supplement for one and all; suddenly we learned that after a certain age humans don't digest milk at all easily. I was given cod liver oil (mercifully in capsule form) and Brewer's Yeast was a wonderful source of goodness; sul[phur tablets inthe spring to 'clean out the system' and that was that.

Brewer's Yeast swam into my life again recently when a young couple, who have just given birth to a premature baby, were sent to find the tablets to help the lactation process. They hadn't been able to find them anywhere and despite being shown the yeast flakes we do have in stoc, they've come back to ask for this magic formula (recommended by a midwife perhaps) that will make all things well. We will order it for them and my heart goes out to them - I hope it does the trick. In my day (fatal words, revealing great age) we were given Guinness and exhorted to keep drinking it daily to encourage the flow of milk. Same vitamins, with the added benefit of iron and, much more importantly, of relaxing the mother. Even now I feel a phantom 'letting down' of milk at the sight of a pint of Guinness! I suppose those days are past because of the growing disapproval of alcohol. A fear, part real, part moralistic, that seems to have crept over from the USA.

So fashions in healthy foods and medicines come and go, and mostly, as far as I can see, arise from our need to have amulets to keep bad things away.

I completely support any movement away from fast food, pre-cooked meals, and cruel farming techniques like battery hens. The goods in our store that help to counteract those evils I can fully and enthusiastically endorse. Supplements I am less confident about, and Homeopathy because it doesn't work for me, I have to stay silent on, but if it works for others then that's their good fortune.

Volcanic ash -

- falling on us. How exciting! I never thought THAT would happen. I keep sniffing but can't smell sulphur yet. A happy spin-off of the event has been the forced grounding of the RAF dduring one of their biggest training excercises. Very peaceful.

I finished reading Agatha's autobiography and am slightly depressed. Firstly by the vacuum it has left to be filled - no book as yet appeals. Secondly because she packed so much into her life and it makes me wonder how on earth I can have squandered my own with so little to show for it.

She was one of those women from another age who were cheerful, brave, feisty even, and just got on with things, making little or no fuss about the bad patches, of illness, infidelity, poverty - and in her case two horrendous wars. Agatha was, as far as the reader can tell, a lover of life who grabbed at all opportunities for new experiences whilst fully relishing small everyday pleasures (like drinking pints of half-milk half-cream at the end of a walk!) She also was quite clear about her own capabilites, knew she wasn't a 'highbrow' writer. She wrote to entertain and she achieved that really well. I have heard criticism levelled at her books because her characters are all upper middle class British. How could they not be? She was born in 1890 into a family that had money - and then didn't. Agatha, once she was married, wrote because she needed the money. She wrote about the world she knew and the people she knew and that was much more sensible than trying to set her murders in the slums of London or even amongst the grey, dismal 'lower middle classes' of which she could only fantasize and whose lives wouldn't have been nearly as colourful. I've always thought the books read as though they were written by a writer who was ejoying herself with her creations.