15 Aug 2008

Type cast

A young chap just bought 'How to Build a Nuclear Bomb.' Should I tremble?

He wasn't wearing a hoody though so I think I'm OK. That's how you recognise the baddies isn't it?

The people that really strike fear in this part of the world are those wearing suits. It just isn't usual. Especially dark suits. They are only for funerals. Not even the Witnesses wear them. Solicitors wear light grey. Estate Agents wear light grey but shed their jackets on hot days and undo their ties. Pushy salesmen wear dark suits, and undertakers.

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