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GOLFING IN IRELAND

One fine day in Ireland, a bloke is out golfing and gets up to the 16th
hole. He tees up and cranks one.

Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes
looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on
his head and the golf ball lying right beside him.

"Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square; I
am a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."

The man says, "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt
you too badly," and walks away.

Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks, "Well, he was a nice
enough guy and he did catch me so I have to do something for him. I'll give him
the three things that I would want -- unlimited money, a great golf game
and a great sex life."

A year passes and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the
16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods, goes looking for his
ball and comes across the same leprechaun. He asks the leprechaun how he is
and the leprechaun replies: "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game
is?"

The golfer says "It's great! I hit under par every time."

The leprechaun says, "I did that for you. And how is your money holding
out?"

The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand
in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill."

The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. too. And how is your
sex life?"

The golfer looks at him shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week."

The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week?"

The golfer, a little embarrassed, looks at him and says, "Well, that's not
too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."