How many shop assistants.....

..... have been asked to check if their oatcakes are orang-utan friendly today?

....... for the comparative sizes of the carbon footprint of the shampoos on their shelves today?

..... if their cinnamon is REAL cinnamon and not cassia....

And finally .... how many lucky shop assitants met someone who is hoping to make mini orgone energy accumulators*, ‘squeezing’ crystals to milk the energy into layers of - something, I’ve forgotten what - which will filter it into the atmosphere.

* For those who need reminding about orgone accumulators look up the psychoanalyst Wilhelm Reich, who once moved in the same circles as Freud and believed, along with Freud, that a “healthy psychological state derived from uninhibited libidinal flow.” (Wikkipedia)

No man for mere theories Reich got out there and did something about it, building contraptions to conduct and direct this universal energy into people and also into clouds to make rain. He may have been onto something because the FDA banned him and all his works, and eventually threw him into prison. A sure sign of success I would have thought.