UFO’s have been sighted above us here. The photo in the local paper was, as tradition dictates for these sightings, grainy, and the kite-shaped object looked to me rather like a - kite; with a tail. The chap who video’d it phoned the RAF later to ask if they had seen it too or could shed any light on the object, and was told that nothing had been reported. Later however he received a phone message, a recorded voice from the RAF station, suggesting that if he spread this around his B&B business would suffer. Who are they trying to kid? I imagine that the B&B’s in Bonnybridge, a small town in the Borders, have been living large on its UFO connections.

A sensible and credible customer told me a couple of months back she had seen something that she had no explanation for when she was walking home one day. With two RAF stations in the area we are very used to planes and helicopters and no-one is going to be mistaking them for UFO’s.

It’s a bit late for crop circles but maybe they are scoping us out so they can make some really good ones next year!